Shit and Champagne: The Movie at Cultural Center
Shit and Champagne: The Movie
Lot Opens 5:00 pm, Film Screens 6:30 pm
After her fiancé, Rod and her half-sister Brandy, the world renowned calf model, are both brutally murdered, Champagne Horowitz Jones Dickerson White, a divorcee and exotic dancer from the wrong side of the tracks, uses “all the right moves” to single-handedly take on the largest sex, drug and back to school clothing ring in the country, Mal-Wart. But when her best friend becomes addicted to booty bumps and is forced to work as a Mal-Wart brand discount prostitute, Champagne has no other choice than to go undercover and infiltrate the corrupt organization. Using an arsenal of disguises, a plethora of kung-fu moves and a cornucopia of one-liners, Champagne dances her way down the fast and furious road to revenge.
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After her fiancé, Rod and her half-sister Brandy, the world renowned calf model, are both brutally murdered, Champagne Horowitz Jones Dickerson White, a divorcee and exotic dancer from the wrong side of the tracks, uses “all the right moves” to single-handedly take on the largest sex, drug and back to school clothing ring in the country, Mal-Wart. But when her best friend becomes addicted to booty bumps and is forced to work as a Mal-Wart brand discount prostitute, Champagne has no other choice than to go undercover and infiltrate the corrupt organization. Using an arsenal of disguises, a plethora of kung-fu moves and a cornucopia of one-liners, Champagne dances her way down the fast and furious road to revenge.
Lot Opens 5:00 pm, Film Screens 6:30 pm
After her fiancé, Rod and her half-sister Brandy, the world renowned calf model, are both brutally murdered, Champagne Horowitz Jones Dickerson White, a divorcee and exotic dancer from the wrong side of the tracks, uses “all the right moves” to single-handedly take on the largest sex, drug and back to school clothing ring in the country, Mal-Wart. But when her best friend becomes addicted to booty bumps and is forced to work as a Mal-Wart brand discount prostitute, Champagne has no other choice than to go undercover and infiltrate the corrupt organization. Using an arsenal of disguises, a plethora of kung-fu moves and a cornucopia of one-liners, Champagne dances her way down the fast and furious road to revenge.
After her fiancé, Rod and her half-sister Brandy, the world renowned calf model, are both brutally murdered, Champagne Horowitz Jones Dickerson White, a divorcee and exotic dancer from the wrong side of the tracks, uses “all the right moves” to single-handedly take on the largest sex, drug and back to school clothing ring in the country, Mal-Wart. But when her best friend becomes addicted to booty bumps and is forced to work as a Mal-Wart brand discount prostitute, Champagne has no other choice than to go undercover and infiltrate the corrupt organization. Using an arsenal of disguises, a plethora of kung-fu moves and a cornucopia of one-liners, Champagne dances her way down the fast and furious road to revenge.
Shit and Champagne: The Movie
Lot Opens 5:00 pm, Film Screens 6:30 pm
After her fiancé, Rod and her half-sister Brandy, the world renowned calf model, are both brutally murdered, Champagne Horowitz Jones Dickerson White, a divorcee and exotic dancer from the wrong side of the tracks, uses “all the right moves” to single-handedly take on the largest sex, drug and back to school clothing ring in the country, Mal-Wart. But when her best friend becomes addicted to booty bumps and is forced to work as a Mal-Wart brand discount prostitute, Champagne has no other choice than to go undercover and infiltrate the corrupt organization. Using an arsenal of disguises, a plethora of kung-fu moves and a cornucopia of one-liners, Champagne dances her way down the fast and furious road to revenge.
